M/27

pepper_udon

current emotion: that face guys pull when they take pictures of their buttholes

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

obsessed that they are reading directly from a piece of paper

You get hit by Malenia's Waterfowl Dance and your prostate is immediately obliterated

I'm genuinely begging you to stop making this post funnier than I could ever make it please

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

won’t stop until i get FAT man tits

pov you are the milk and bread in my basket as im rushing through the store

IN BED

no more clean shaven men. Put some hair on that beast

JOEY BATEY The Witcher │ Voleth Meir

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

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