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GET LIKED, NUMBSKULL

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text: DON’T KICK THE DWARF

the context for this one is fun.

So I'm playing DnD with my pals, and i'm playing a dwarf. Now, earlier in the game there was a ghost. When the ghost was defeated he left behind some bones. I decided to carve sone knives out of these bones.

Later, there ends up being a bit of... friendly... pvp between my character, and another character, triggered by their character kicking mine. now, for reference, the other player's character was a tree. not like an ent, just an animate tree. Long story short, turns out that carving a dagger out of a ghost's bones makes them super emchanted/cursed. My DM did not tell me this, as he wanted it to be a surprise. So i got a nat 20 on hitting a tree with a dagger, and the tree was sent to hell and came back as A Pile Of Charred Ash. They reincarnated later, so everything turned out fine.

And that's why you don't kick a dwarf.

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i love trying to guess people's follower counts . i always get it terribly wrong. would love a tag game where you just try and fail miserably at guessing prev's follower count

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In the unlikely possibility that you followed my on purpose, and did not merely accidentally push the follow button, Please follow @ahno-nimus .

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Me.

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My partner and I have discussed multiple possibilities for some time, including rhythm, stealth, and beat-em-up, but I'm curious about your opinion: What genre should Waluigi's deserved solo game be?

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Open world miniature golf.

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… What would make a *mini golf* game open world?

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Have you seen the Mushroom Kingdom’s civic planning?

The only question left is whether it’s an open world exploration game with mini-golf challenges over every hill, or if the entire world is minigolf and you move by putting.

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The whole world.

Annoying people terribly by playing through areas that are clearly not intended as minigolf courses (but function as such anyway because Mushroom Kingdom architecture) is a core mechanic.

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It is a lovely morning in the Mushroom Kingdom, and you are a Golfing Waluigi.

It starts with a standard minigolf course, but one overly-hard *TWAK* and the Wa is loose.

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A dwarf. There's not much more to Say on the matter.

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Endgame, a piece Depicting an eight ball Entering a hole, and Ending a game.

Greeting!

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