I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.
Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!
Every time this crosses my dash I am reminded of how small the world is because I’m friends with this girl’s brother.
australia, 46 canada, 54. india, 103.
what the fuck dude.
SIGNAL BOOST! This is too awesome not to reblog!
GOOD!
This is like to catch a predator, but like gone super saiyan
MY GOD!!!! SVU….
So isn’t reblogging this just warning pedos?
Yeah, kinda. So they won’t ‘BE’ pedos anymore, in a sense.
Hey, if this post gets pedophiles nervous and decreases their demand for child porn, I don’t see this as a bad thing. Less demand means fewer children get trafficked in the first place.
This is kinda cool
YES GLORIOUS
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I’ve never seen the long version of this video before
1 800 R U SLAPPIN
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.
hitting that reblog button again because y’all NEED TO SEE THEEEEESE heheheheheh
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
🌸🌸🌸
Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”
PLEASE REBLOG
Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.
Ekekekekekek compilation.
IMPORTANT
Shut up those are not real words
im so glad i graduated
this is a fucking masterpiece
Latest assignment is finally finished. Really proud of this one and how it turned out
Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Unmute !
XD XD XD XD XD XD
this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”
MARWAN & KHALED Couture Fall/Winter 2019 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
I would let a women murder me in these dresses
This is a classic example of elevating the TikTok format. This radiates classic Vine energy.
