sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
hotcommunist-deactivated2019032
let’s give it tf up for cat lesbians
YEAH BABEY!
Mom: So who are these BTS guys anyway?
Me: *pulls up podium*
Me: *gets powerpoint*
Me: *shuffles notecards*
Me: *clears throat*
Me: well im glad you asked
cis-passing
why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
theskankmonster
cis-passing
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
can we go further
bvcknsteve
hellodarknessmyoldbud
this is perfection
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
Jimin: You have to kiss the cutest person in this room.
Seokjin: Joonie?
Namjoon: *blushes* Yes?
Seokjin: Move aside, I need to get to the mirror.
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
mishassbuttofthelord
HOW
paint-me-a-butt
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
m-a-l-t-a-r-a
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
thefandomlyfe
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
kirksthyla
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
assliam
well
do not question
sasstronauuut
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
phanrelatedd
😂😂
sowhatimkinky
I will never stop
skytaehyung52
I want to see this
yoongz-trash
We got some magicians around here.
If this actually works imma be s h o o k
hellodarknessmyoldbud
ok here I go
Namjoon: Hyung, I'm hungry.
Seokjin: Hi hungry, I'm Seokjin.
Namjoon: I'm serious.
Seokjin: I thought you were Hungry.
Namjoon: STOP.
Seokjin: Ok, ok. I'm sorry.
Taehyung: *busts through the door* HI SORRY IM TAEHYUNG
BTS while shooting love yourself teasers.
Namjoon: Probably spacing out in the bus but looking beautiful as ever.
Seokjin:"Well don't you look dapper in that suit"
Yoongi:"This is the most acting I may do in my life"
Hoseok:"Well this isn't much of acting but more of dancing so I am happy."
Jimin:"Why am I always affiliated with water?"
Taehyung: Probably playing with the girl and having lots of fun.
Jungkook:Probably playing with the wheelchair and probably having wheelchair races with tae during behind the scenes.
seokjin: we both look great tonight.
namjoon: if you would've said ‘you looked great tonight’ i would've said it back.
seokjin: i couldn’t take the risk.
Taehyung: hey Jungkook nice hair
Jungkook: um thanks
Taehyung: I'll bet it would look nicer balled up in my fist when we-
Jin: WHEN HE HOLDS YOUR HAIR BACK AS YOU KISS THE GROUND PRAISING THE LORD JESUS AMEN
Jungkook: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Namjoon: What baby?
Jungkook: Me.
Jungkook: Quick, take my hand!
Jimin: *grabs his hand* Okay, now what?
Jungkook: Nothing, I just wanted to hold hands
Namjoon: All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Hoseok: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Namjoon: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
You are bigger, stronger and better than your dysphoria, remember that ♥
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
don’t mess with me fam, i’m a hardcore introvert, i’ve avoided more social events than you’ll ever attend.
I’m ready to take the captain America challenge and sleep for 70 years