CURSED EMOJI MASTERPOST

i noticed these things are REALLY hard to find on the internet, so i decided to make it a little easier. if i’m missing any, feel free to add on! please.

Keep at it yo 💞✨

big jumbo

Get in losers, we’re going protesting.

Let’s just spam the internet with this picture. U know just to ruin Trump’s special day. If you need me, I’ll be on Twitter tweeting this photo to him a million times 🌈

HUG A GRUB CLUB!

15% off everything in my shop right now :D (link in source)

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

a comedy of errors

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

It’s an experiment. What do you think?

Beautiful depiction of my husband. Don’t you agree, husband?

@katiebuggies

Hell yeah I do.

It is a good animation as well as being very accurate.

And sexy as hell.

Oh, Tony. Yes, it’s true. You’re very sexy, and very much mine. Anyone else can back the fuck off.

Wait, does that mean I’m getting railed tonight?

Yep.

Fuck yeah!

You like me being possessive, then. Good, because you’re fucking MINE.

Damn that’s hot.

I know. That’s why I do it. Also because I am possessive. I just can’t have anything else taken from me, especially since I lost my hands…

Babe, you’re about to make my hard on go down.

Welp. You’re mine, everyone else can back the fuck off. In my mind, not much else matters.

*sits down* I’m waiting to get fucked.

*kisses him passionately* well, you don’t have to wait much longer, honey…

*kisses him back* Then fuck me!

Oh, I can’t wait to fuck your pretty little ass, my douchebag… *snaps, magically removing both of their clothing and depositing it on a chair in the corner, and then goes and grabs the lube off the nightstand, handing it to Tony* Work yourself open for me, put on a show…

@doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange​, @katiebuggies​:  you guys are crazy. This is for you

Nobody is obligated to like Travis McElroy, but it really really bothers me how often I see criticism that is grounded in nothing more than “idk, he just feels fake.”

He has openly talked on Twitter about having an undiagnosed and heavily stigmatized personality disorder. Most people who have that disorder are terrified to talk about it because it gets them labelled as inherently untrustworthy, abusive, and manipulative, based not on their actions but solely on their neurotype.

It bothers me deeply that it’s the gender nonconforming man with a stigmatized disorder who keeps getting called “fake” and “suspicious.”

Yeah this bugs me too. 

Hes a man whos specifically spoken about having low empathy and about how hard he works to be as compassionate and understanding as physically possible and its really transparent tht the ppl who judge him r 100% part of the “u cant be a good person if u have no empathy” crew which is so ableist on several levels.

if you ever want a really in-depth interview of travis (where he talks about his personality disorder) i’d suggest you listen to his episode on Alison Rosen’s podcast, https://www.alisonrosen.com/2016/05/travis-mcelroy/ , it’s a really interesting view on the more serious side of travis (he also talks about his mother’s death and his and teresa’s miscarriages if those are triggers for anyone.)

reflections on the mechs rabbit hole

a few people have reblogged this asking where to find some of these things, so here’s a handy guide to the stuff mentioned on here (excluding the actual mechs albums, which i’m assuming you can find on your own):

have fun!

FOR MY FELLOW GERMAPHOBES & ESSENTIAL WORKERS! 

Now I’m no Howie Mandel, but being someone who is a little OCD and slightly germaphobic considering our current situation, this product right here is a blessing in disguise. I’m an essential worker (courier) so I still have to go out in the world and open doors, push buttons, etc. to deliver packages. It fits in my pocket for easy access and the coolest part is it has sponges on the inside that you put sanitizer on so that the parts touching the buttons/door handles stay clean! 

For anyone who is interested I got mine HERE

Make yourself.

wahoo!!!

im ready to b loved now 🥺

Wack

Did mine the other day and space-themed pretty hell yeah

I love picrew :)

This is my favorite one, I can finally wear my ugly bowling shirt and a shit ton of band aids!

Pride Axolotl Pins

Yeah Monster on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Enamel Pins tags

it’s ur fav sick dumb binch again!

this is how pale I am & this is the bruise I get every time I have blood drawn

thank you to everyone who helped the past month! because of you guys I was able to see a doctor for the first time in years. as far as I know I have ptsd, anxiety disorder, severe anemia and endometriosis. a super fun and expensive combo lemme tell ya! I haven’t been able to work bc of my condition. I look horrible - extremely pale with huge bruises that appear randomly on my body. I’ve tried to work my but my ex-boss kept sending me home bc I couldn’t perform. I am disoriented constantly and I shake horribly. I couldn’t even sign my name the other day. It’s all super scary. I’ve never not worked in my life. I’ve always been self sufficient. I am super behind on bills and my debt is piling up. No one in irl can help, not even my parents (my dad is disabled/my mom lives paycheck to paycheck/don’t want my friends to know how sick I am - a lot of them drag me into situations with alcohol & drugs… im not about that life) Some days I have no food, which is horrible for my anemia. Some friends who know do feed me, but I don’t want to be a burden anymore. I’m just super late on bills and it adds to my anxiety. I don’t sleep at night or I’ll feel so fatigued that I’ll sleep for 24 hrs straight. I feel like my life is wasting away. My next blood test is on the 27th and I’m late on my $120 bill. If I do not pay this, I can’t be seen. My credit score is also dropping which makes me feel more trapped. Everything is just a mess. I will find out if I need surgery (endo) and an iv drip (anemia) tomorrow. My copay is $15. My account is completely wiped out. As you may have seen, I offered my drawings and nudes in exchange for help. A lot of you have suggested making an only fans which I will work on soon - Keep you all updated on that. 

Anyway if anyone can please help with food, lyft rides and my med bills, I will be eternally grateful. Once I get over this hump, I can get back to my normal self. If I’m cleared for work, best believe I will be looking first thing. I hate being stuck in the house, not making money or seeing the light of day. I’ve been struggling with this for 5 years - just pushing through w/o help but I guess my body is giving up… I’ve had 2 debilitating panic attacks in the past month. It’s really hard for me to ask for help, but I have to. One day I will repay your kindness. I’m just trying to be a good person and live. I love you. Thank you.

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The Report| carol danvers x fem!reader

pairing: carol danvers x reader

word count: 600

warnings: none :)

summary: while carol is pretty damn amazing she’s not the best typer and you wanting to spend time with her ask her to help type up your report.

A/N: my god captain marvel is such a bomb ass movie, i love how many messages there are in the film and how empowering it is.

Ever since Carol came back to earth, her typing skills on a computer were not the best. In her opinion, she thought that she was a brilliant typer and when you would be busy giving tours of your labs, often Carol would accompany you. Those people who would even hint at Carol’s bad typing skills, you would make sure that they would never get a job working anywhere close to you.

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I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your deviancy?