house would have absolutely no issues with the trolley problem. he would kill the one instead of the majority. if it’s the version where he knows the one person and not the others then he’d kill the others. this is all you need to understand gregory house

Also going to keep talking about the sex because the rest is still too much.

Just want to point out that when they're having breakfast in bed, you can see next to stede that he took his rings off and set them on the windowsill by a little jar of oil. Some set decorator had to intentionally make that choice. Goodbye.

goodbye forever

we talk about wilson being awful and evil deep down and he is but importantly that doesn’t erase the sincerity of his kindness. he is truly kind. he needed to help that old woman in post mortem because he does care about people. what makes him interesting is that he doesn’t want to. he gets mad at himself for being kind and nice and selfless and enabling. he wants to be selfish and mean. he would be happier that way. meanwhile house hates himself for being selfish and mean. house wants to be kind. house would be happier if he was wilson and wilson would be happier if he was house. and both of them are only able to be those versions of themselves when they’re together. they not only want to be with each other, they want to be each other. but the fucking tragedy of it is that they actually need to be the versions of themselves that they don’t like to be together. because if wilson was mean he would’ve dumped house ages ago and if house was kind wilson wouldn’t find him interesting. house loves that wilson is secretly evil but needs him to be kind, and wilson loves that house is secretly kind but needs him to be evil. they can’t change. they have to suffer themselves to enjoy each other. they’re plagued with an inability to be who they want to be in anyone’s arms but each other’s, but they both have to be who they don’t want to be to be in each other’s arms. the immutable tragedy of the hilson paradox

maybe they don’t mind being the versions of themselves that they don’t want to be because it allows them to be together….. maybe their love is enough of a consolation…… maybe it actually makes them like themselves…….. maybe the other loving that part of them makes it a part of them, turning it from something hated into something loved…… maybe it’s not a tragedy at all…. maybe their love transforms what’s unwanted into what’s accepted and believed and beautiful and loved……..

what if that smile wilson gives house after house’s “i can live without kyle” is really what it’s all about…. like. i now don’t mind being kind because it gives me you. “you need me, and i don’t think that’s a bad thing anymore.” and then house. house had to be evil to ride off into the sunset with wilson. he had to fuck everyone else up to do it. and it was worth it. if house was kind he wouldn’t have destroyed his life for wilson and so he has to accept and enjoy his awfulness as a part of himself because wilson’s a part of himself and he can only have wilson if he’s awful. and wilson can only have house if he’s kind. so how could they reject those parts of themselves… how could they hate who they are when it gives them each other….. especially when the other is what makes them who they are……. hm. yeah. maybe i don’t think it’s a tragedy. i think it might be so much worse than that

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

House & Wilson | I'm Your Man

hello house fandom. may toxic old man yaoi be upon you

lokius dressing up as morticia and gomez addams on halloween? more likely than you think

ancient lokius fanart in honour of halloween 😌😌

FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW

i don’t even fucking care

People talk about old man pussy and granny dick but I’m curious about how much is meme posturing and how much is commitment. Reblog sample size etc etc

tell me in the tags either the worse drink you've ever had or what you do to alcohol to make it palatable

This isn't the face of someone who is sad or even unsure of what he wants. This is Ed being vulvenerable. His face is open and loving. This is the man who's had a lot of sex in his life but none of it had meant anything and now he gets to have sex that means EVERYTHING. This is the face of a man in love coming undone.

And also. This isn't the man turned on by violence deciding to fuck Ed on a meaningless whim. His eye are glistening from tears and there's so much going on but his eyes are filled with unbearable amont of LOVE. Yes he just killed a man, and there's probably adrenaline rushing through his veins, but this moment has been long time coming. And it isn't motivated by violence, it's motivated on Stede holding onto what's real and good in his life, and that's Ed. He doesn't know who he is, a gentleman or a pirate, the only thing he knows is that he loves Ed. Wants Ed. Needs Ed.

And I want to add that it's not uncommon at all that death and violence act as complex motivators for sex. Funeral sex is a concept - people wanting to celebrate being alive when confronted with their own mortality. Baby boomers originate from people historically fucking like rabbits after ww2. So yeah, I think the scene was realistic, consensual, and amazingly nuanced. I could not have hoped for a better first time for these two.

dying at wilson obliviously eating his sandwich while house is sitting there consumed with lust trying to use blatant homoerotic imagery to blast the idea of hot gay sex directly into wilson's brain

I tell House my pronouns are they/them and he spends two hours online looking up and memorizing every single set of pronouns he can possibly call me other than they/them

………… love u siken