Nintendo Characters made from recycled cans
How I ask @willduhbeast if I can come over
Buddy has to go clean for a bit, for a job (booo) Time to get high as the sky before he quits smoking!
why I hate video games
The phrase “Kingdom Hearts III is the eleventh game in the Kingdom Hearts series” is completely factual.
Its not Sunday but Monday seems nice too ;)
if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
THAT’S FUCKING SCARY
I feel like such an ass hole... I had no idea I swear! No girl ever told me not to do it...
hi i’m banksy, and you’re watching dismachannel
“We will build a wall around the cat adoption side of Petsmart”
when a franchise you like finally gets a new entry but it’s a f2p smartphone game

when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka


