no but bimbo feyre and himbo tamlin. they share EXACTLY one brain cell. they’re always cage fighting each other for it too. no thoughts head empty.
I relate to Crowley because I, too, have to maintain a facade of being a baddie but melt at the sight of one tiny goat.
Good Omens fandom posting priorities currently seem to be 45% kiss.gif, 45% "you thought you were sad already? well think about THIS", 10% finding excuses to say "Bildad the Shuhite"
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New theory: Eris Vanserra has the nicest ass in Pyrthian.
Peachy bum from walking his smokehounds all day
Here’s a lovely headcanon of mine for all the Lucien girlies out there. Remember when Rhysand made Tamlin beg on his knees and put Lucien in the same position for no other reason than to humiliate him?
There will or should come a time when heir of Day Court Lucien Spellcleaver is the only one who can help Rhys and he just goes “On your knees and beg, Rhysand. And the overgrown bats too.”
Because payback feels so great sometimes you know? 😌😌
if sjm does to elucien in acotar 5 what she did to nessian in acosf, that will be my actual villain origin story and i will never be okay ever again.
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Lucien went rigid, but he hopped off the edge of the table and bowed deeply to me. “My apologies, lady.” Another joke at my expense. “I’m Lucien. Courtier and emissary.” He gestured to me with a flourish. “Your eyes are like stars, and your hair like burnished gold.”
“Autumn Court males have fire in their blood—and they fuck like it, too.”
I was in the process of constructing a rudimentary fishing pole when he waded into the stream, boots off and pants rolled to his knees, and caught one with his bare hands. He’d tied his hair up, a few strands of it falling into his face as he swooped down again and threw a second trout onto the sandy bank where I’d been trying to find a substitute for fishing twine.
Cassian tried to think over the bellowing beast in his head that tightened every muscle of his body until only bloody violence would appease it. “Easy,” Lucien said. Cassian snarled. “Easy,” Lucien repeated, and flame sizzled in his russet eye. The flame, the surprising dominance within it, hit Cassian like a stone to the head, knocking him from his need to kill and kill and kill whatever might threaten—”
can we all just appreciate the fact that Lucien’s life could literally be falling apart at the seams and this man’s first priority is his clothing?
i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda
feyre hating the parties that tamlin throws after his court has endured 50 years of terror even though he doesn't like being at the parties either but he wants his court to celebrate and meet his partner
but starfall is fine because rhys says it's great and she can wear a dress selected for her, but wearing dresses in the spring court made her uncomfortable
*sarah stan voice* No OP don't you get it?!?! He should have introduced her as his whore and fingered her in front of everyone like Rhysie did! How DARE he introduce her during parties as would be the custom in a medieval-fantasy-esque world and introduce her to court as *checks notes* the dignified savior of Prythian and as his future spouse. It was CLEARLY better for her own political future to be introduced as a whore than to be introduced with dignity and honor at parties. CLEARLY
you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing
Azriel: I am a Shadowsinger. It’s not just a title someone made up. Gwyn: Ah, I see. Azriel: Gwyn: So who decided to call the ability Shadowsinging?
Lucien-Helion isn't the loving family dynamic I'm interested in tbh. Lucien-Eris reconciliation is what I need. #autumnisthenewspring
We have only got a glimpse of Lucien's inner thoughts in acowar and have seen that he has a nickname for Nesta(viper). He most definitely has secret nicknames for others and I can't wait to get to know them.
Can't keep this hidden in the tags
He was a man written by a woman, unfortunately the woman was Sarah j Maas
Lucien: Jurian, remember when you said you wouldn’t interfere with my love life?
Jurian: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
Azriel better not do anything stupid in his second bonus chapter istg this bat-
the progressive removal of usb ports, headphone jacks, etc. is desexualization. a computer is a woman and she wants you to penetrate her
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
happy one decade to this