“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

The crowd once the game concludes:

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

I just keep kicking her ass in these drawings huh

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

i know we've been saying this about every new shitty update but i feel like removing reblog chains could really be the thing to kill this site. like that is literally the main thing that makes tumblr unique

truly the only reason you still see tumblr posts reposted constantly on other sites which claim tumblr to be "dead" is because of our unique form of collaborative posting. also you would not only be taking away what makes the site unique but also the main form of socialization between the users which yknow. some could say is the basis for your whole fucking social media website

why'd this get 100 notes in an hour on a wednesday morning damn 😭 we're real fucking annoyed about this huh

good thing they're not removing reblog chains then.

See? Phrasing it like THIS is both reassuring, and is probably giving many of us ideas on how to be gremlins in that, "Nah, mon, it says WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY" kind of way.

Though it's really going to make pulling off KUNG POW PENIS fucking weird for a while.

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

Part 3:

Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

baghera <3 she's the coolest ever

does anyone want to be best friends that also live together and go on adventures together but like mundane adventures like ikea and target and also wants to lay our heads on each others shoulders when sleepy but also have separate bedrooms but also enjoy spending most of our free time together……. just me? ok

Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things

there HAS to be a reason for this

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of "yes, and" and it FASCINATES me

"No, and"

THE DAD BRACKET: ROUND 4

Atticus Finch - To Kill a Mockingbird / Optimus Prime - Transformers

If you like what I’m doing, reblog so others can participate! And remember: Bring your favorites up, don’t bring the others down!

I get to YELL about this now ((LOOK how cool that looks))

I got to work on Tango's Collectors Edition of Hermit TCG card! I had so much fun drawing this, experimented with colors and stuff, and had just a blast working with the other artists!

Info about pre-orders and giveaway on Creo's twitter !

Timelapse below

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony