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Escaped Containment, All I Got Was This Blog

@generalb

Self taught Necromancer. The years I have spent on this earth: 20. Bi. Unapologetically finds Melli from Pokémon Legends Arceus attractive, even tho I hate his guts. Pn: he/him. Will be watching funny videos/listening to music on tumblr live every now and then, around 9-11PM CST

they gave Prince Sidon a fish fiancee and he's like "idk man I've just been so awkward around her idk why" like my man....you built a statue of Link riding you in the middle of the square idk seems like you might not be straight

Another thing to remember w the Eagles is that lord of the rings takes place in a world where there are objectively real gods & a genre where divine intervention is an occasional narrative feature. so when a plot point seems like a deus ex machina it's like. Yeah lmao. That was Manwe god of the sky deciding to help out.

'why did he only help out right at the end' last minute divine intervention baby!! It's like when Athena shows up and resolves everything at the end of the Odyssey.