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imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself
i don't trust healthy people. everything in your body is working like its supposed to? suspicious.
I think when fans start arguing with each other about stuff within the fandom we should call it fanfriction
My MFU episode recs
Since everyone else is doing this; as others have said, most episodes are worth seeing, but here are my absolute faves--
- The Shark Affair -- probably my favorite episode of all time, Napoleon and Illya are on two separate missions that converge and pit them against a modern-day pirate.
- The Project Strigas Affair -- you'll be playing the "Hey, it's that guy!" game all though this ep. Also Illya is in a ridiculous disguise and Napoleon still finds time to flirt with him.
- The Fiddlesticks Affair -- SO. MUCH. DRAMA.
- The Mad, Mad Tea Party Affair -- so much insanity, plus that lovely shot of Napoleon and Illya in the elevator shaft with their suitjackets off (one of my more notable "I may be ace, but dang" moments).
- The Secret Sceptre Affair -- the clips that @justabigoldnerd has been posting should tell you all you need to know about this ep.
- The Never-Never Affair -- what do you get when you take Napoleon and Illya and add in Agent 99, the Joker, and Mr. Slate from The Flintstones? This ep.
- The Love Affair -- Eddie Albert plays a convincing villain and invokes Napoleon's wrath when it appears he's killed Illya. Also Madame Leota/Maleficent (Eleanor Audley) has a cameo
- The Gazebo in the Maze Affair -- Napoleon embarks on a quest save his beloved Illya from a vengeful squire... with mixed results, but that's why we love this show.
- Alexander the Greater Affair 1&2 -- there's a lot going on here, but that's what makes it great
- The Foxes and Hounds Affair -- Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, AND Vincent Price all in the same room together--need I say more?
- The Virtue Affair -- more mutual lifesaving with a ton of drama
- The Bat Cave Affair -- ...there's a lot going on here, just watch it 😆
- The Pop Art Affair -- modern art and killer foam
- The Off-Broadway Affair -- yet another "Hey, it's that guy/gal!" episode, ft Lamb Chop, Scrappy-Doo, and General Burkhalter all in the same room with Napoleon and Illya. Also the closest MFU gets to a musical episode. ALSO more mutual lifesaving and, somehow, Napoleon and Illya still find time to have a date in a Turkish bath.
- The Suburbia Affair -- very little I can add to what others have said about this ep, other than this: I am convinced that the overdubbed "Mother" at Illya that Robert Vaughn was forced to do was covering up a "Dear" that the censors refused to let air. In my heart, it was "Dear." Kudos to Robert for making it so obvious it was an overdub; it's like he knew what the fans wanted.
- The Matterhorn Affair -- Yes, it's mostly ridiculous, but Napoleon and Illya's ice-cream date at the end makes it worth it
- The Hot Number Affair -- we get this, enough said:
- The Summit-Five Affair -- ANGST and a beautiful showcasing of Illya's undying loyalty to Napoleon.
- The 'J' for Judas Affair -- this is an interesting one, a sort of look into what happens when the duo initially fails a mission and then have to pick up the pieces.
- The Prince of Darkness Affair 1 & 2 -- ft. a new evil organization, Napoleon in disguise, and Illya finding Napoleon's disguise more attractive than he expected
- The Deadly Quest Affair -- more undying loyalty!
- The Gurnius Affair -- there's A LOT going on here
- The Maze Affair -- More angst! More devotion!
- The Deep Six Affair -- You gotta watch it for the ending. You gotta.
I got to introduce my in-laws to Saturday Night Live’s “extended ending” to It’s a Wonderful Life! (”You made one mistake, Potter, you double crossed me and you left me alive!”)
For all the killer Santa movies out there, I think we need a Christmas horror movie where the premise is Christmas with the Kranks played extremely dark.
I think it would be great if it’s revealed that what the neighborhood is celebrating is actually an ancient blood ritual devoted to whatever demon lives in that creepy plastic snowman, that’s taken on the trapping of Christmas to blend in.
There was a pause, during which Mr. Utterson struggled with himself. “Why did you compare them, Guest?” he inquired suddenly. “Well, sir,” returned the clerk, “there’s a rather singular resemblance; the two hands are in many points identical: only differently sloped.”
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please take this lame, sketchy comic that I did at a time that I should’ve been asleep
[ID: two drawings of a female Cousland in the Awakening era. She has warm brown skin and curly brown hair in a ponytail. Everyone pictured is wearing Grey Warden armor.
In the first, Cousland is wagging a finger at a smirking Nathaniel, saying “That’s QUEEN-Commander to you, Mr.”
In the second, Anders plays along with a smile, stating “Whatever you say, Queenmander.” A little cartoon version of Cousland is shown looking satisfied as she replies “Very creative Anders, thank you.” End ID.]
friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works
i was today years old learning about this and it’s great!
theres a universe in which adam cuts off his leg. lawrence is chained up with only a purpose to kill this man, but this time, adam sits with him. just out of reach. and talks. and the talk is the same- lawrences family, adams job, the argument. except this time, adam is bleeding out. he lays up against a pipe and talks to gordon- they could have been friends, you know? they could have been more. but instead, lawrence succeeds his trap, he always was going to. adam chose it this time- lawrence has a family and they're actively at gunpoint. adam saws through his leg and he leans up against the pipes, and by the sixth hour, lawrence is begging for him to stay awake. he doesn't realize his eyes have already glazed over. he passes his trap, and he walks home. he doesnt bother wiping the blood off his hands. he wished it was his.
Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).
[Image ID: Tweet reading: told my kids they were allowed to hit each other once per day so they should really think it through and not waste their one hit and now they’re calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other (but the actually hitting has stopped, I’m a genius) /End ID]
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Dialogue transcripts:
"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw
you guys can't do this to me.
you always think "this could never happen to me" until it does.
[ begin id: a screenshot of tumblr tags by @/dirigibleballoon that read "investing at 15 notes #keep" / end id ]
So, I get 99% of all the materials for tutoring by just googling stuff. A while back, I found a study guide for Of Mice and Men from I think a school's website and gave it to her. Today, she showed me the exact same study guide her teacher had given her. I feel a bit less like I have no idea what I'm doing.
Now I already knew this, but something about reading it just makes me love saw even more.
[ID: An entry in the IMDb trivia section for Saw (Short 2003): "The "Reverse Bear Trap" used in this short film was made by an engineer friend of Leigh Whannell and James Wan. The device was actually rusty and had to be placed in Leigh's mouth. Also, it was completely workable and dangerous." END ID]
Every Sherlock Holmes story is like
‘Set your mind at rest,’ says he, ‘I will stay with you till the banks open and cash the cheque myself.’ So we all set off, the doctor, and the child’s father, and our friend and myself, and passed the rest of the night in my chambers; and next day, when we had breakfasted, went in a body to the bank.
I'm not over the fact that they just flat-out had a sleepover at Enfield's house. I imagine it like:
Everyone: (gets settled in with sleeping bags in Enfield's living room)
Hyde: So are we gonna like paint each other's nails or
I think that underrated part of the first Reanimator movie was Rufus scratch on Herbert cheek that remains there for most of the movie i think. Bro can kill a man twice his size with a shovel but got absolutely carried in a fight with a dead cat. What is the power scaling here.
Hello Billy. Papa is out of the evil warehouse today. Before you is a set of colored pencils, a book of shapes and numbers, and a coloring book consisting of gruesome depictions of my best traps. You may also watch some television. There is orange juice and leftovers in the fridge which you must finish in 12 hours, or else they will go bad. Love you son









