It seems to me we disagree
About a simple thing, to me:
Selection bias, to the fancy folk
The book that the Professor wrote
Has too much death, and we must note
A fave is just more likely to have croaked!
And since your fave is stone-cold dead,
What makes them stick inside your head?
Bit a werewolf, stole a gem, swore Oaths?
So, is it life or is it death
That makes you read and catch your breath,
Or let’s ask this: why cannot it be both?
Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien
You wrote a book that broke our fucking hearts
Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien
It’s got pain in every single part!