i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉
this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say
ya know, this one
please, please unmute this.
Some crimes can never be forgiven
Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin
comic i never posted for some reason
Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr
#OKAY COOL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW
wholesome laffy taffy jokes
Phenomenal.
the og teen titans but with no context :v





