KICKIN’ JEANS

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Here’s the new definitive Smash Bros ranking

Samus is listed under Disaster because while in most situations she’s a stone cold badass who can stare down a dragon, being raised by birds means she’s absolutely horrendous at flirting and ends up resorting to squawking and giving girls cool rocks she finds

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

@samsalot007

Phil Fish is dead

he exploded

 i guess thats the price you pay for being indie

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

This dog means business!

WarriorMale

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun “RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!” ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer gods   

gee why does everyone have transformation fetishes these days hmmm HMMMMM

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

rainbow bubbles! [commission]

Emmy Cicierega’s Ariel vs Neil Cicierega’s Ariel

These two creators were siblings the whole time and none of you thought to tell me?

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

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snake

snake

snakee

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can you imagine what someone who has no idea what video is being referenced must think of this

wlw tumblr why are demons hot

we’ve been exposed to queercoded villains since childhood, causing us to associate strongly with villainous and evil women; furthermore, because we fear we are being predatory towards women we are afraid of approaching girls and thus the concept of an aggressive woman is attractive because we don’t have to start the relationship

also they have big titties

I’m both.

undertale

here you go op

I fixed it, hope you dont mind :)

@amalgarn

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen