sometimes I can tell based on how someone posts on other sites that they don’t have a tumblr, but I just know they would use the fuck out of tumblr. most of the time in an evil evil way though so I don’t share this knowledge with them.
Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.
stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
Also applies to your followers
And they might even find something they didn’t know would be relevant interesting
If it makes you smile give it a shot with the rest of your followers
At least that’s what I’ve found maximises my dps
If it makes you smile
give it a shot with the rest
of your followers
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
why is this like an infographic about dysphoria
Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?
my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me
me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out
me at 7: he would not fucking say that
PSA, there's a really nasty Discord scam going around rn. If one of your friends DMs you, starting off with a simple "hello" "how are you", may even joke around a little, and then starts asking you to look at a game/project they're working on, don't click the link, don't download anything. If you can reach that friend through non-Discord means, reach out and let them know they got hacked.
One of my friends said the link takes them to a very convincing video game page that has in-game screenshots and stuff, and then gives you an option to download a playtest zip file or something. That download exploits a weakness Discord apparently has for password protected zip files and steals your Discord log-in and changes your account info to the scammer's account info. Two of my friends lost their accounts. Be careful.
Slight adjustment to this... Apparently the virus scrapes all your passwords and files on your computer, not just Discord... It just uses Discord to gain access... Friend had a picture of his license saved on his computer, and apparently the scammers even got their hands on that... So it's a nasty little hack...
Deciding to do a poll for fun
I just like this things
"why is the fnaf movie pg13 😩😩😩😩" how old were you when you watched the first fnaf games. how old were you in 2014. answer. honestly. now.
i love the dichotomy here
today i went to work at the library and in the children’s room there was a little boy of 13 AT THE VERY OLDEST (he was probably more like. 11) carrying around a springtrap plushie. this mov is for them
How weird is it that kids can buy a plush of the rotting corpse of a child murderer in a decaying fursuit? Wild times
in the 1700s children watched public executions so not much has changed
Need people to BACK OFF non-partnering aros ‼️‼️ let us be we are not sad lonely emos
we the penis. fuck can i start again your honour
i dont even know wgat this is a reference to but it makes me laugh so hard this post deserves a billion notes
posts that flopped and got 12 notes. to me.
FUCK OFF!!! 100 TRILLION NOTES FOR WE THE PENIS!!!
blue is for disabled people. I’m stealing it from cops. confiscating it . when I’m talking about “the boys in blue” I’m talking about this dude :
We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
this aliceavizandum tweet has never ever ever stopped being true & when you realise this it will turn you into the god damn joker (from the movie joker)
she was also real for having this in her twitter bio
evergreen
I love the implication that it's woke not because you can play a woman with a dick but because the woman's are larger.
people who use she/her and it/its pronouns have it so fucking hard honestly
you list your pronouns as she/it? that sounds like shit. you have poopnouns instead of pronouns. what the hell.
it/she? now you're itchy. girlthings just can't fucking win