in this household we love and respect vine

Bro I’m laughing so hard I’ve gone to this high school for four years now and never have I heard any reports of anyone doing drugs here until yesterday when there was a distinct smell of weed coming from the bathroom. It was 4/20.

Gen z culture is falling face first into new fandoms every few months just to continue avoiding your work

Gen z culture is being a student and having to celebrate holidays in advance because they past by so fast during school

Gen z culture is panicking over everything you need to do and proceeding to procrastinate for week about an assignment that would take 10 minutes to complete

Gen Z culture is having precious toy collections like Beanie Boos and Beanie Babies that you horde like a dragon.

Me: on phone

Parents: why r u always on ur phone? It can't be your whole life.

Me: anxiously on phone

Gen Z culture is saying Merry Crisis, Merry Chrysler and Merry Chrimis instead of Merry Christmas.

gen z culture is constantly questioning your sexuality

for instance:

am i bi?

but i like women more

lesbian?

but timothee chalamet is hot

maybe im just straight?

or maybe thats just the heteronormativity speaking

but i don't experience sexual attraction

asexual?

i give up

Gen Z culture is having some random older guy laugh with his buddy that "these kids today dont know anything about the 90s. They're so into tiktok and snapchat..."

So he calls for you, yes you, to name the song playing right now. And it is the most basic, generic, 90s song ever.

Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

old gen z culture is constantly being erased from gen z

Gen Z culture is healing from trauma

gen z culture is saying the most disturbing shit or randomly trauma dumping on a Thursday afternoon then adding 'lol' at the end.

Gen z is using 'slay' at every given moment even when the moment is not really slay

Gen z culture is you and a kid you’re not even friends with shooting each other a look from across the room whenever someone mentions the bee movie because you spent an hour looking at bee movie memes online together three years ago

gen z culture is simultaneously being excited for winter break and being terrified for finals/midterms

gen z culture is cancelling plans just so you can stay home and cry

Gen Z culture is simultaneously thinking geese are adorable and fearing for your life whenever they come near.

Gen Z culture is you are supposed to be writing an essay right now but you are writing this instead