If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

I love this fandom

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

Bradley James’ ALS ice bucket challenge (he nominated Katie!)

Glad to see her hasn’t changed one bit, watch right til the end haha

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS. THATS THE SPIRIT. THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

Sexting

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

Look at the mermaid cat omg

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

absentions, Things society will try to teach my 16-year-old daughter (via absentions)

my eyes are so bad when i take my glasses off its like you know when youre on your phone camera or even just a normal camera or something and you click or press focus on something close to you and the whole background is completely blurry

or even when you stare at your finger when its close to...

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

on ur period like

DAT ME

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this