this is literally yall on this damn site

did he film this in a microwave lmao

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead

Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.

Coyote is a hero

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

Calling teachers by their first name 😂

I’m frank

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

That was some rs when Morty said that

BYE

A+ acting

друг

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

@norageonlypancakes

Petition to make these the official pronunciations

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

reblog for noises

Bengal Simulator 2017

“Dude…”

“WROW!”

“Dude its so early…”

@wonderlandroundtwo

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.