THE NANNY S03E22 “The Hockey Show”
We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services
WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT
Holding a pretty boy up against a wall while I bite and kiss and bruise his fucking throat with my lips and teeth. Feeling him squirm and gasp all weak and pathetic. The way his hands knot in my hair pulling and tightening with every new bruise... How he loves how I mark him as mine. He knows there’s nothing he can do… sweet little cockslut, you belong to me.
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Windows 7 actually was pretty good and I have been gaslit that it wasn’t. Entire communities dedicated themselves to bringing features and security updates somehow.
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in
So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?
the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
Jonathan’s “even a prisoner has the protection of the law!” is such a little lawyer boy thing to say
snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?
Certified Pliny The Elder Post
cw: lots of objectification and praise
need to see that mindless look in a boy's eyes when I've teased and toyed with him so much that he cant even speak to beg anymore, just whining and spreading his legs for me, eagerly allowing me to pin his thighs down, "oh handsome, did i turn you into a fucktoy? cant even use your words?" i press my face to his thigh and start kissing, making him whimper and strain even more, "such a good toy deserves a reward dont you think?" he's nodding and mumbling out sweet begs, i keep kissing his inner thighs, groping his hips, before gently biting, sucking hickeys into his soft skin, he would be writhing and moaning so desperately, "i bet it would feel sooo good if i sucked your cock, wouldn't it angel?",,,, how amazing his reaction would be, doing everything in his fucked out power to show me how badly his tdick needs relief, grinding his hips and trying so hard to form a coherent sentence but instead just whining out even more, "my perfect fucktoy, i just can't resist you now", so i finally wrap my lips around his cock, sucking and licking, bobbing my head to jerk off his tdick, letting him lose control and hump into my mouth, thrusting and moaning at getting what he needs, he's so close, his cock twitching and leaking on my tongue, i greedily milk the first of many orgasms out of my sweet boy
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis
Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:
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