NEW STICKERS || DORK SQUAD !
I've got all the supplies! Plus, I'm trying out new laminated stickers for these stickers only, so feel free to try those if you want something to keep and collect for a long time!
umm…uh its just anatomy practice I swear nothing weird going on here
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this was submitted as a one sentence horror story, but it feels like it could be an old jewish joke, like the one about the two rabbis proving g-d doesn't exist or the saying 'people plan, g-d laughs'
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This is a thousand times better as a dry Jewish joke than it is as a fake-deep edgelord ‘horror’ story
Even more, it sounds like the beginning -- the set-up -- of the joke. Can’t you hear Carl Reiner opening a bit with this line, or Shalom Aleichem using it to kick off a story?
Well I'm not quite an old Jewish man just yet, but let me give it a shot...
Losing confidence in Himself, G-d became an atheist. He decided to go down to Earth, to walk among humans and see how they found meaning.
He wandered the world until he came to a town, where he happened upon a pastor. "Come to our church this Sunday!" said the pastor. But G-d shook his head. "I don't believe in G-d anymore," he told the pastor sullenly. "And besides, I really shouldn't be working weekends." . . .
Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.
Idk if I have enough knowledge to answer your buzzard question, but what is your buzzard question?
Who cast Buzzard Blast upon my house and home?
Many animals, when they die, cast that as an area effect spell
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
„Make me choose between 2 characters and I'II draw the winner": Selina Kyle or Jonathan Crane :)
Love Jonathan Crane, he is one of my fave Batman villains...even if very few writers know how to use him well :')
so is now when i start petitioning to get brennan lee mulligan on puppet history again?
Shoutout to the guy who just tagged one of my longer posts with "#to read on the clock"
what if you got on a plane and it started going down the run way and started speeding up and then it turned into the interstate and just started driving to your destination
I don't know if it is funnier to imagine it driving very quickly or just at regular car speed
