boobies

omg... she's real

he looks like a bug

the family ever klapollo week day 4: family

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

best tweet on earth. Sublime

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

Trump tweet

There's no such thing as a definitive gay experience because just being LGBT means you have your own experiences and culture and niches and so there can never be just one correct definitive "gay culture" however you can do it wrong by being a swiftie

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

i draw reaction images sometimes and i think this one should be shared with the public

me whne my brain conjures up a conversation from 9 years ago where i was cringe

One of my favorite genres of post

Meeting

part 2

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

By the way here is what Toby Fox has said about Ghost Trick. JUST. SO YOU KNOW

therapist who used to be an influencer: There's a lot to unbox here.

[Image ID: Tweets from H.A. (@/ dirtCup_art) reading: they need to come up with jobs for people who suck shit at everything and also cant be in locations because they are scared

every job app is like "must be good at things" "must be ok being in a location" "must be able to talk to others" could you give me a fucking break please /End ID]