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@geez-clarissa-wtfuck

just an average teen who is socially awkward and hates everyone at school.
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boy: send nudes? ;)
me: *sends a picture of stars*
boy: um wtf is this?
me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.
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90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*
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rangerofthegods

50 Oddly Interesting Questions

1: Do you sleep on a blanket over your mattress with another blanket on top, or with just one blanket on top of you?
2: Personally, what do you believe happens when a person dies?
3: If faced with the opportunity, would you ever kill a criminal whom you don't know if it meant you could get anything you want in return? (Keep in mind you do not/can not know what said criminal has done to become a criminal until after you've made your decision)
4: The funniest nickname you can come up with for ___________ ?
5: What type of art could you always appreciate but never see yourself actually doing?
6: You've been given the option to choose how the human race reproduces. How would we reproduce, which sex would bare children, and how would we bare them? (Eggs, litters, etc)
7: What's the weirdest thing you've ever experienced, may it be just reading about it or experiencing it in the flesh?
8: You can choose any world to go to from any book, movie, video, fanficion, etc, and the option to become the main character. Where would you go, and would you be involved in the main story, or just watching on the sidelines?
9: What is one thing in this world you would get rid of if you knew it'd be erased from the entire history of the human race?
10: Describe ___________ in your own words.
11: You're in hell! One song is playing on repeat for eternity. What song it it?
12: You get to create a entirely new species. Describe the name of them and what they look like.
13: You're now allergic to EVERY animal except for one. Which animal is it?
14: What's on your mind right now?
15: Try and describe your closest friend in the silliest way possible.
16: You can stop doing one of the following-- Eating, Using the restroom, Sleeping-- without any consequences. What do you choose?
17: You have to live on a world famous landmark for the rest of your life. Which landmark would you live on/in?
18: You can babysit 6 extremely poilte and kind kids for not very much money or one extremely rude and disrespectful child for a high amount of money for a week. Which do you choose?
19: You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it?
20: Go on a vacation forever or never leave your home town?
21: What would your character be described as in an upcoming anime?
22: You get to redesign the whitehouse. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look?
23: You're now inhabiting the body of the last person you talked to. Who is it, how how weirder out are you?
24: Add a letter to the alphabet! What's its name and what does it look like?
25: Weirdest fetish you've ever found out about and how?
26: Every mosquito drops dead and they are never found again or every wasp?
27: Fear you had when you were little that you grew out of?
28: The ability to make everyone listen to you when you want to say something or have no one notice you when you don't want them to?
29: What's your favorite meme?
30: Best surprise you've ever gotten?
31: Do you no longer listen to a song because it reminds you of someone you don't talk to anymore?
32: Write a full paragraph about yourself without being negative (or just a sentence if you don't want to write a full paragraph!)
33: Describe the most attractive person you've ever seen without mentioning their name.
34: Upload your all time favorite picture!
35: You wake up tomorrow and end up having NO responsibilities to do, including work, school, cleaning, projects-- Nothing!-- As well as full access to an endless supply of money for an entire week. How do you spend it?
36: Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch.
37: If you had to choose between only wearing shorts and long sleeves or pants and a tank top for all of winter, what would you choose? (No coats allowed or other garments under or over the shorts or pants!)
38: One thing you'd love to wake up to?
39: You can choose to learn one talent to master or choose many talents that you're somewhat okay at. Which do you choose?
40: Favorite quote/saying?
41: You say one sentence to go down in history and be remembered years after you pass, even centuries into the future. What's the sentence?
42: Favorite video you've ever watched?
43: Type/act like you did when you were 13 and describe your plans for tonight.
44: You're a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice?
45: Funniest joke you've ever heard?
46: Ever pulled a prank, and if you did-- What was it?
47: You can be a human with fur or a dog with hair. Which do you choose?
48: In your own opinion, the weirdest advertisement you've seen?
49: Did you answer honestly to these questions?
50: Your hair can be any color you want, but its permanently there. For an example, you can dye your hair another color after, but the color you originally choose will always grow back in eventually. What color do you choose?
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hatin
When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I’m afraid to lose you.

please don’t leave me (via hatin)

Source: hatin
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oh-inverted-universe

Me: *Flirts with someone*

Them: *Flirts back*

Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?

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arcticbonobos

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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aglassofgleeblesplease

WHAT THE FUCK

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beardedwolfbabies

does this count?

congratulations you finally got the character i was talking about