they want you to forget that girls are made of meat

she took the ladders in the divorce

can someone help me get down

Star Trek Discovery's last season should have the hinted romance with Owo and Detmer happen. Scrap whatever else they had planned for the show, let's do ten episodes on just this.

They can get adopted by Culber and Stamets into the gay space family which then becomes the focus of the next Trek spin-off.

“Gay space family” is 90% of why I watch Discovery. The other 10% is “David Cronenberg being mysterious.”

I've reached the point where I'm just trying to make it to Friday is talking about next Friday

why is finding trans healthcare so complicated can’t someone just hit me up with boy juice and amputitty me already

“you need documentation” ok fine

i have no idea if this will help with your situation, but erin reed has a map with all informed consent clinics- this may be completely unhelpful but i know these clinics make it easier to access hrt with less barriers.

so I made the original post as a joke, but then I saw this and found an informed consent provider in my area and I’m gonna make an appointment. genuinely thank you, this reblog could make my healthcare journey so much easier. hope this helps someone else too <3

twitter doesn't let people who aren't logged in view tweets anymore at the time of me reblogging this so click here for a direct link to the map :)

[ID: Hands holding a piece of paper saying "i can do whatever i want -me." /End ID]

ok!!

tumblr is doing the same thing to my little pony as it did to breaking bad but in the opposite direction

tumblr breaking bad: jessy we got to get your t refilled before the rite aid closes or it's going to ruin our weekend antiqueing plans

tumblr my little pony: uh oh guys! rainbow dash is threatening to set a taco bell on fire because the city finally shut off her electricity

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

she transformed her enemies, or those who offended her, into wild beasts // Circe by Wright Barker (1889)

tits out surrounded by big cats is how I wanna live my life

[Image Description: A painting of Circe, depicted as a bare breasted woman standing on a tiger skin rug surrounded by live lions and wolves]

I don't have an "attitude"

I just need more enrichment toys in my enclosure 🥺

An incomplete list of Things I Really Enjoy:

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

[ID: text "Important Starfleet Maneuvers" Attached image is four panels as quadrants showing the Stargazer at warp, Riker sitting down, Voyager crashing into the time travel villain's space lab, and Pike hugging Una. Text on each "Picard maneuver: warp trickery" "Riker maneuver: Chair" "Janeway maneuver: hit it with the ship lol" and "Pike maneuver: Unabashedly care for the people in your life"]

Kirk maneuver:

The Kirk maneuver is just throw your body at it. In any way that applies

got it, janeway is throw the ship at it, kirk is throw the you at it