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Geeky Bibliophile

@geekybibliophile

35. Frequent reblogger of @zombeesknees. I love cats, tea, coffee, The Lost Boys, Goncharov, Star Trek, Star Wars, Jane Austen, Stephen King, Van Gogh, Tim Burton and so much more...
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nanyoky

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

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ladykaty

DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

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omgthatdress

Just taking a moment to remind everyone that JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier.

The looting & burning of the library of Die Institut für Sexualwissenschaft is an incredibly well-documented event that marks one of the first major events of Nazi persecution of the LGBT community.

Guess what, Jo. This definitely happened.

She has gone further to perpetuate lies about Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld that engage with the anti-semitic conspiracy theory that Jews are encouraging LGBT identities to end the reproduction of the Aryan race and take over the world.

HEY! GOOD NEWS! IF YOU DO HISTORICAL RESEARCH, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY COOL!

LGBT persecution by Nazis, especially trans persecution, is an area of the Holocaust that remains under-researched and under-documented. Historians are working hard to identify trans and queer victims and to illuminate their life stories. If you are at all interested in this, it's something you can do, too. Research for all!

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yeoldenews

A selection of looks from the 18th Century equivalent of the MET Gala (aka The Queen's Drawing Room) in March 1789.

(To help with your mental images - this would have been roughly the court silhouette at the time.)

Queen Charlotte - "Was dressed in purple, silver and orange body and train; the petticoat likewise of purple and silver, richly embroidered upon crape. Her Majesty’s head-dress was the most superb and beautiful that ever appeared at Court. A bandeau of purple sattin was fastened around the cap, with a motto in diamonds of “GOD SAVE THE KING.

Round the Queen’s neck was a medallion, tied with a double row of gold chain, and across her shoulders was another chain of three rows of pearls, and five rows of diamonds fastened low behind, with a fine miniature portrait of the KING, studded with diamonds, hanging in front. The tippet was of fine lace, and fastened with the letter G. in diamonds."

The Duchess of Gordon - "White sattin, superbly spangled in gold, and drawn up with a bandeau of the most costly embroidery, imitating the sun [in] the fullness of its glory. The petticoat was festooned in a beautiful manner with branches of oak."

The Duchess of Devonshire - "A white sattin petticoat most superbly embroidered with wreaths of foil, flowers and stones, the gown of dark green sattin, richly embroidered with spangles; and a most beautiful diamond stomacher."

Lady Lloyd - "A crape petticoat, over one of white sattin, with stripes of purple velvet, ornamented with gold and stones, representing peacock feathers. The train purple, trimmed with crape.

Her Ladyship's cap had a painting, describing Britannia kneeling and offering praises to heaven for the recovery of the King, very richly ornamented with diamonds, blond, flowers, and feathers. In the front, "Dieu nous le rend," (God restores him to us,) embroidered in gold letters."

Mr. Pitt - "A green and rose striped velvet, richly embroidered with gold and silver stones; the waistcoat of white satin, embroidered as the coat."

The Hon. Mr. Edgecumbe - "A blue and brown shaded velvet, most superbly embroidered with diamonds and point lace, with beautiful bouquets of flowers; the waistcoat of white satin, embroidered the same"

Sir John Marriott - "Sea green striped velvet, with gold tissue embroidered waistcoat."

and my personal best dressed -

The Duchess of Rutland (who was making her first appearance at court since the death of her husband) - "The time allotted by the decree of fashion for customary suits of solemn black, and all the trappings of widowed woe, being expired, her Grace, lovely in her person, and attractive in her manners, came forward in all the fullness of splendor, and in imitation of the Heavens when they declare, by a rainbow, that the tears of the sky have stopped, wore a dress of embroidered crape, fashioned in such a manner as to resemble that variegated sign of an unclouded atmosphere. But we are at a loss to find out what was meant by the gold-spangled darts of lightning that appeared through this rainbow, unless that her Grace meant them as emblematical of what her eyes can do, now that the day of weeping’s over. To write, however, in more plain terms, we shall state exactly what her Grace had on. It was an embroidered crape, something in imitation of a rainbow, having variety in its colours, and being ornamented with gold spangles which really appeared like darts of lightning through the crape, and gave it a most superb appearance. Her head-dress of white crape, with a towering branch of ostrich feathers, and the motto of God save the King,  in white and gold."

(source: The Times, March 27, 1789.)

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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llsilvertail

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships? motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I’d never see. And then, one day… I got in. TRON: Legacy (2010) dir. Joseph Kosinski    
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This isn't aimed at any one person, more of a general observation from my comments/inbox over the last few years, but the number of people who say things like "but that's normal" when I describe hypermobility compared to the number of times healthcare providers look at me like I'm a glitch in the matrix is a Ven diagram made up of a single circle at this point.

Like I feel like some people just aren't envisioning the things I'm describing properly and are imagining a normal range of motion, but I also think some of you might want to consider getting evaulated.

Especially when you send me messages like, "There's nothing wrong with me except for my debilitating joint pain, crippling exhaustion, and the fact that blood shoots out of my eyes once a month, but isn't it normal to be able to do X?"

I thought my range of motion was normal until I showed my physio therapist and she went "nope, I can't do that. We need to strengthen your core and muscles around the joints"

That was 'fun' for me too. I still remember starting PT for my TMJ during the pandemic because my jaw kept getting 'stuck' (dislocating but I didn't realize that's what was happening because my jaw has always done that, the only difference was now it hurt), and my PT's response when she asked me to open my mouth as wide as I could was to pause diplomatically and then inform me really cheerfully, 'Okay, great, awesome. well done. That was horrifying. Let's never do that again.'

When she showed me the actual range of motion most people have, I called bullshit. But she just looked at me like, no, really, you're the weird one here.

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sherry-a-h

I snorted in my lecture while reading that cause yeah, people find it semi-freaky how much my joints can bend and the jaw thing is espcially accurate.

Used to get it "stuck" too a lot as a kid and my parents thought it was growing pains 0-0

Since I figured out my hEDS, I've asked some friends to give me honest Feedback about what they thought of specific movement and if they could show me theirs, and the most startling to me has been how rigid the spine is supposed to be.

I read this and went "this isn't normal?!?!?" because I swear I've done this before, I also double checked and I can do this no problem

It's not really normal lol

I didn't believe it at first either, but that being able to bend down and put my hands flat on the floor without warmup wasn't normal was easier to grasp.

Found a picture that shows what people consider stretching for the neck, and what I described is definitely outside of that range of motion xD

………..

I think I may need to talk to a doctor.

you know, I never thought I was hypermobile because I can't do the thumb thing and plenty of people can put their hands flat on the floor once they start doing yoga...and then i started going to massage therapy for TMJ and shoulder pain and one of the therapists was like "so your shoulder rotates back really far" and a month later someone else said the same about my hips.

Also I hadn't thought about the chin-on-clavical thing before...is that not supposed to be easy? 😶

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adrenoceptor

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

mice and rats also know they’re prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out. guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear. hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego

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inell

Inell Watches 911

S03-E01 Cont.

They’re looking for the missing pregnant lady.

Buck and Eddie being all ARMS as they pop the trunk of the car.

I like Maddie and Josh’s friendship.

Buck is 28 and I still have my hands full. Lol

Maddie & Chim talking about having kids. Ha they won’t be the only ones without kids because or Buck then that leading into…

Eddie going in and waking Buck up. He’s already got a key? Also they look damn good in this scene. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and take it as a win. Ouch. Oh there’s Christopher. Hanging out with his Buck today.

Oh! Is the tsunami arc??? Eddie being a petty little bitch. He never feels sorry for himself.

The pier! Yes it’s tsunami. I’ve heard about this arc!

Awww they’re so cute. Taking photoboth photos together. Shooting to get the bear. Buck js a good dad.

Poor Buck. Trying to find something that will make him feel like he matters and shows him he matters.

Christopher saying you’re going to be okay kid. 💜

S03:E02

Flashing back of the Buck and Christopher adorable moments.

Couple on a boat getting married. Uh oh. Where did all the after go.

Another reason to avoid a Ferris wheel by the ocean.

The wave looked cool. Some of their cgi is a bit questionable but that was nice.

Buck drowning. There’s Christopher. First time Buck has called him Chris. Okay he was able to get hold of him and find a fire truck. Because if course it’s a firetruck when he’s not able to be a firefighter now.

Athena & May getting their toes done before the tsunami. May stressing about college. Car accident.

Operation Buck Up Buck. Haha. Eddie looking at the picture of Buck & Chris and smiling. 😍

Bobby giving Athena a hammer to bust out her window. That’s a safety first dude.

Jonas stuck in an attic with water rising water levels. Awful. Poor dude is going to drown.

The pier is washed away. The 136 was at the pier. Chris took surfing lessons. Now Buck is going to save some woman and left Chris alone.

Blood thinners aren’t keeping him from being a hero. Saved lady is now watching Chris. Poor Linda not wanting to hang up on the drowning man in a car. How sad.

There’s the boat for the wedding party. Son and fiancé skewered together. Dang.

Athena getting help from May with the throat bleeding lady. I like May, as a random aside.

And now there’s spillover at the accident site along with active power lines. Zap.

Wet Eddie. 🤤

Chuck is alive. Underwater CPR.

Haha May, you’re not gonna traumatize me like that, got it? Yay the lady is alive.

Chim trying to salvage saying the hospital system sucks. Maddie being glad Buck isn’t in this and he’s right there in the worst of it.

Chris is doing what Eddie hoped in in a way, showing Buck that he can keep on swimming. Like Dory.

Does Eddie not know that the photo of Buck and Chris was taken at the pier? Cause he doesn’t seem that worried at all.

Buck not knowing what to tell Eddie. Chris says “you saved me and saved them”

Another wave. Good grief. They had budget for this arc.

Oh no, Christopher fell off the truck. Buck is screaming screaming.

@zombeesknees !!! Another 911 fan!