Hewwo?!?!

Hex Maniac

Game Freak was like "Hey, let's have this watamote looking goth girl with dishevelled hair sell Moomoo Milk to the Trainer" and didn't realize what damage (?) it would cause when people realized there were no Miltanks around from which Hex got it from

There's your origin story

when short people have an attitude whoa who asked you pocket pussy

Now that's one way to keep her quiet!

I always applaud creative methods to keep her in her place

Me trying to flirt "ill sleep in a dog bed at the end of your bed" 👉👈

Good girls rot their brains with the most disgusting porn they can find. They rub and edge for hours until they can’t think straight, until all those vile and fucked up fantasies are so ingrained in their dumb little brains it’s all they can think about. Until the first thing that comes to their mind when they slip their hands in their panties to rub is being a brainless, braindead ditzy little doll.

Good girl fry their brains to the point of non return. And they love it.

I’m trying to be a good girl

clicker training a puppygirl to suck my dick when i snap my fingers and then seeing how well her training holds up in public

As someone clicker trained, I've been told to bark and I've done it on command. I've been told to drop to my knees and I'll drop instantly. If I was asked to suck? I'm sucking.

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

my weed tolerance is so embarrassingly low, but that's okay, 'cause it gives girls more reasons to make fun of me, and makes it cheap and easy for them to get me stoned out of my mind (and take advantage :3) <3

you are so very welcome 💘💘💘

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The reason it sounds like that is because they put so many ghosts (abalone, dinosaur, etc) in it (admiring). Hope this helps!

Item: Ghost-Filled Triple Antler Flute