things that should be completly normal:
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.
Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.
Peter: Who said anything about pretending?
Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.
Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle
Miles: Uncle Aaron?!
Aaron: …What? I never said I was straight, kid. And he’s not bad when he makes an effort.
Petter: Is that what we’re calling it now?
Miles: Aaah, god, stop talking!
Omfg I love everything about this
“You saw us all on Earth: a selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days…” [ The Good Place AU: Raijinshuu as Team Cockroach ]
FROM THE PRODUCER OF MAGNOLIA NINE NINE-
Historia is filled with nothing but Gay Motivation when it comes down to critical moment
it made me laugh because christa’s immediate facial expression was like, “totally worth it, then.”
Adora (dumb jock)
Catra (hide-your-feelings-lesbian)
Glimmer (angry munchkin)
Bow (baby)
Scorpia (too pure for this world)
Entrapta (technology is better than people)
Perfuma (I have the power of God and flowers on my side)
Mermista (done with everyone’s shit)
Seahawk (sea shanties are life)
