you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!

future scholars will be writing essays trying to dissect this post

This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”

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you LAUNCH felicette??

hOW many French scientists?

“Her five-foot-tall statue, designed by sculptor Gill Parker, depicts her perched atop Earth, gazing up toward the skies she once traveled.”

stop asking why i am single it’s because i am insane

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

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i love being on this site i feel like a fucking sim . eeby deeby!!! goopsie srcunkly scrimblo. goopsie scaboinky boinky splurge? glup shitto. blorbo plinko !!!!

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

hello these tags