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i have been destroyed by shadow people
looking for an honest man
but all i can find is this damn manila folder
Jarvis ,dry up my pussy and put some sand inside
i got gay daddy too 😂
@hoothalcyon you were right, apparently I'm officially gay daddy now. the paint username generator said so
I feel like someone behind me just said my name at a cocktail party but they were actually talking about someone else
Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.
Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?
"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?
