bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .
her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal
he is so scared all the time
evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
do you see
Their mother
idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed
i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again
many such phrases
many such phrases
Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
What a nice lady.
I’m only reblogging this because I want young people to see that these ghouls are scared of you showing up to vote.
forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings
reblogging now that the game is real!
Honestly, if CG artists unionising kills the use of CG in films, I don't see a downside.
This post has riled a lot of people. For what it's worth, my point wasn't that technology is bad and Edison was a witch, my point was that any industry that can be killed by unionizing should be.
Any industry that can't survive unionization relies on exploiting its workers' labor and should be killed immediately anyway
The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker
But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...
stop that!
My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
Some of My Favorite Batfam Fic Tropes
In no particular order:
- The batfam have their own language of chirps, trills, tweets, and whistles, and they use it in front of other ppl (civilians, the jla, whatever) and the other ppl go “what the actual fuck”
- Bruce throwing the batarang at Jason Todd’s neck actually Does Damage™, and eventually the other members of the family find out and lose their shit
- “Hey Tim?” “Yeah?” “Where’s your fucking spleen :)” “Lost it.” “LOST IT??”
- Damian calling his brothers Akhi :)
- “How many kids do you HAVE??” -The entire Justice League
- Jason going to Titans Tower, seeing Tim, saying “is anyone gonna parent that” and then not waiting for an answer.
- Literal Toddler Tim Drake informing the Batfamily that yes he knows everyone’s identity, and really if you didn’t want people to figure it out you should stop showing off your extremely niche skills during patrols Nightwing.
- “Dude your son is a crime boss.” “Ex-crime boss :/”
- A Batfamily member hearing someone talk about their civilian identity (bc, yknow,, they’re famous) and just having to Deal With It because what the fuck else are they supposed to do??
- The Justice League hearing about Batman and assuming he (& his family) are demons or vampires or some other cryptid, and then meeting him and finding out he’s just Some Guy.
- The batfamily learning the origin of the name Robin
- The Justice League meeting the Batfamily and specifically learning who Red Hood is, and one of the heroes nervously asks “Didn’t the second Robin.. die?” and Jason just goes “yeah lol”
Got any recommendations for fic with these tropes?
Remember to read about the contestants before voting!
The Eurasian Hoopoe, with its crown of feathers, loves to sunbathe and take dust baths too. The males often battle, stabbing at one another with their beaks. They are considered sacred in Ancient Egypt, although in some other countries they are also seen as harbingers of death. In order to protect themselves, chicks will often shoot fecal matter at any predators trying to get into their nests. They’re surprisingly accurate. Learn More!
Another common backyard bird, the Black Capped Chickadee actually has a hierarchy in the winter similar to what we thought the wolf had. They basically have a “pecking” order (pun intended), where some individuals’ foraging and behaviors will differ depending on where they are in the hierarchy. They are very brazen with humans, flying up to and eating straight from people’s hands. Learn More!
(Eurasian Hoopoe photo by Jorge Garcia Mora) (Black Capped Chickadee photo by Zane Shantz)
#hi hello that’s my provincial bird please vote chickadee#they go ‘chickadee-dee-dee’ and also ‘cheESE-burger’#< not actually what they say but it sounds so so close#vote chickadee 🙌🙌 (< actually I think my tags should be heard) also fun fact: chickadees are part of the paridae family and are only called chickadees in north america. They're tits everywhere else
about 12 seconds in you can hear the call that my five-year-old brain associated with the word "cheeseburger" when I first heard it <3
Remember to read about the contestants before voting!
The Eurasian Hoopoe, with its crown of feathers, loves to sunbathe and take dust baths too. The males often battle, stabbing at one another with their beaks. They are considered sacred in Ancient Egypt, although in some other countries they are also seen as harbingers of death. In order to protect themselves, chicks will often shoot fecal matter at any predators trying to get into their nests. They’re surprisingly accurate. Learn More!
Another common backyard bird, the Black Capped Chickadee actually has a hierarchy in the winter similar to what we thought the wolf had. They basically have a “pecking” order (pun intended), where some individuals’ foraging and behaviors will differ depending on where they are in the hierarchy. They are very brazen with humans, flying up to and eating straight from people’s hands. Learn More!
(Eurasian Hoopoe photo by Jorge Garcia Mora) (Black Capped Chickadee photo by Zane Shantz)
i'm not even voting on that last poll bc WHY is death2america on that list???? next to the CHILD SLAVE OWNER?????? i don't follow death2america but every time they've ended up on my dash it's either been top tier funny joke post or big brain discourse posts that shouldn't be considered discourse but they're still right and they should say it. like. that blog is the outlier there
I mean, that poll was shit and it's good that the account behind it got deactivated, but death2america is literally a Soviet apologist, acephobic and panphobic, and was part of the brigade of tumblr funnymen spreading Putinist misinformation about the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Less bad than being a child slave owner, sure, but hardly an unproblematic outlier.
dean is just a dude with tattoos without tattoos. sam is just a short person who is tall. cas is just a guy wearing 14 friendship bracelets without any jewelry. hope this helps.












