alright tops say it with me! 👏 dont 👏 forget 👏 to give 👏 your bottoms 👏 head 👏
don’t worry about being perfect. the closest to perfect a person can get is by being their most real, genuine self and striving to always make improvements even if they’re small ones.
Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever
i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless
top three talents are being a whore, being a fag, and being oh so sleepy
having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship
a severely underrated feature of steam is that it'll be like "hey your friend you haven't spoken to since you were both like 14 is currently playing Kramer's Quest for Hentai VR"
Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out "what the fuck? 15?" with my windows down and I heard him laugh.
We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other
This meme leapt into my head earlier at work, so I had to make it
driving my tesla with my apple goggles on looking to my empty passenger seat hatsuke miku with F cups renders in i smile serenely look back at the road and see the front of a bullet train for .02 seconds