alright tops say it with me! 👏 dont 👏 forget 👏 to give 👏 your bottoms 👏 head 👏
Absolutely ridiculous that CNN would even have him as a guest. Absolutely mind-blowing that Jake Tapper just.... moved on.
A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm
This was the post I was trying to explain. This was how I looked
Yeah I can see how this would feel like having a stroke to an outsider
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
It’s weird how “puppy dog” and “kitty cat” and “bunny rabbit” are all perfectly acceptable expressions, but the minute you say, like, “buggy insect” or “gator alligator” you sound utterly deranged
[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
*walks down some stairs* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
*eats food to restore hunger* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
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*trusts someone, then gets betrayed* lol this is just like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
*has a large portion of the capital I made from my labor personally taken from me by an administrative authority due to the unethical setup of capitalism* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeo-
I love this modern version of Zelda bc she's just a girl in STEM who everyone knows and loves but then she's also an urban myth, a four dimensional entity, a chupacabra
rauru: link, you need weapons and armor to defeat the demon king—
link:
i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A FUCKING BOT WHY WASNT THIS URL TAKEN