this response was so strong I immediately soiled myself

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫ ♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪ ♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬ ♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

i only bottom for hung tops. very rarely do i bottom for tops who, are not hung

“They’ll understand me in Japan”

Me

Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

how does this stock photo make you feel

feed me i’m a baby!

I’m literally every single person in this video

Audition #1: Aries Audition #2: Taurus Audition #3: Gemini Audition #4: Cancer Audition #5: Leo Audition #6 & 7: Virgo and Libra Audition #8: Scorpio Ms. Darbus: Sagittarius Sharpay: Capricorn Ryan: Aquarius Kelsi: Pisces

Woops! Who are you?

Robot cat meets real cat

I don’t know where to even start

If you haven’t seen the .gif

How you miss the most important part 

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

what time is it

tumblr time

procrastination

it’s time to get….. nsfw

This post gives me anxiety