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This might be the big one, y'all

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The muskrat is handling this with all the grace and charm you'd expect

i was always bothered by the lack of like official concept art for kim kitsuragi that's available. there's like, three total pictures? which made no sense to me given how he's a main character, he's there with you for most of the game, how can this be all of it. where's the early iterations. alternate designs. turns out it's because they apparently drew him once and were like "oh this is perfect. we can't improve on this. we nailed it" and just moved on

i once joked that given how little insight there is into his creation and how little concept art there was of him, he probably just appeared fully formed in the game one day. apparently i wasn't far off. his portrait is literally from pre-production just with colours slapped on it. "a slam dunk from the get-go". character of all fucking time

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

mixed reactions on this one

september 8, 2022

YES SHE DID

THE QUEEN DIED!!!! SHOUTOUT 2 JAMAICA 🇯🇲 SHOUTOUT INDIA 🇮🇳 SHOUTOUT NIGERIA 🇳🇬 SHOUTOUT NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿 SHOUTOUT THE BAHAMAS 🇧🇸 SHOUTOUT GRENADA 🇬🇩 SHOUTOUT PAPUA NEW GUINEA 🇵🇬 SHOUTOUT TUVALU 🇹🇻 SHOUTOUT PAKISTAN 🇵🇰 SHOUTOUT GHANA 🇬🇭 SHOUTOUT UGANDA 🇺🇬 SHOUTOUT KENYA 🇰🇪 SHOUTOUT BARBADOS 🇧🇧 SHOUTOUT IRELAND 🇮🇪 AND SHOUTOUT 2 ANY I MISSED I LOVE YALL THIS ONE GOES OUT 2 YOU!!!!!!!! 🥂🍻🍺🥂🍻🍺

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

its called method acting

Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I'm always like "why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day."

But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you're inside the car, inside the situation, it's easy not to notice all the extra work you're doing just to maintain the status quo.

There's all sorts of type of work that we think of as "free" that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.

The next time you think you're tired from "nothing", consider instead that you're probably in situation where you're doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.

opening my body's task manager to see what's taking up all my cpu

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

Sucking her off silly style. Shlocking her shit goofy as hell. Slobbing on her junk in the wackiest fashion imaginable. Becoming the joker of blowjobs.

The professors don’t but soooo many of us can fit in a single bathroom stall

quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

it's unfortunately what he would have wanted

i. forgot about the feet involved in trampling. deleting my post why would you say this

sweet dreams

the public begs me to stop but i know no mercy

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash