So I just watched Onion Gang

And oh man is this one packed full of hints to future and/or historical events

Like Garbanzo’s weird death/resurrection scene basically screams “PD’S SHATTERING FAKED BY HER AND ROSE CONFIRMED”

More than that though, it makes me wonder what the hell Onion and the other food-kids know. Obviously we’re supposed to think “oh well it’s Onion and his friends so of course they do bizarre, out-of-place shit,” but........ most of the time when I dismissed a character or episode as plot-irrelevant in the first season it popped up again and I was suddenly smacking my forehead and going “Ohhhhh.”

My first thought is that the Onion Gang are Rose’s creations just like Steven made a race of sentient watermelons. Actually it would have to be their parents, or their grandparents or whoever, but that’s plausible because we know the watermelons also reproduce. And if Rose created them then might they have some knowledge Steven doesn’t about the war and stuff...? It’d be no real coincidence that Yellowtail ended up with Vidalia either given that both of them had a pretty close relationship with the Crystal Gems.

AUGH I DON’T KNOW I JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO SEE PEARL GO ON A DATE WITH MYSTERY GIRL AND WILL NEED TO RELY ON OVERANALYSIS TO SEE ME THROUGH THE HIATUS

was watching this and kept rewinding to the part where Gwendoline Christie was scorching hot

meaning every second where she’s in it

I am so gay for tall strong gorgeous women help