- Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
- In a Fight.
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
128x128 transparent ibuprofen png for when u and the discord server want to take ibuprofen together
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I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.
i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
girl who is lying on her stomach giggling and thinking about her crush and doodling pics of them in her notebook but all of them are drawings of them being crucified
obsessed with this
Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)
thinking about how stephenie meyer has an Actual Brother called Jacob
"jacob wants to fuck bella soooo bad but she sees him as a brother" the real jacob: 😟😟😟😟😟
i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft
minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!
minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!
minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!
minecraft 1.15: bee :)
minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!
minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!
minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill
What would good be if there was no equal evil to compare it too?
i only have minecraft 1.14 and i played 1.16 for like an hour. what ungodly beings were conjured in 1.18 and where can i see them
this is the Warden! it kills you in one hit and has more health than the ender dragon :) it’s entirely blind so if you hold sneak it will never hurt you because it can’t hear you. it lives at the very bottom of the world (world depth has increased and now the world goes down to -64) where there are a lot more diamonds but also a lot more dangers.
it will come for you if you place blocks, break blocks, walk, eat, and pretty much anything else. wool, however, is very quiet, so you can place it and break it all you want, and it even blocks soundwaves from reaching the warden :)
it’s debated as to whether or not those things in its chest cavity are souls or hearts. when asked about it, the dev who made the warden said “they certainly do look like souls, and they certainly do beat like hearts”
this is the Sculk! it’s the evil slime at the bottom of the world that lives with the warden. it will snitch on you to the warden. also it screams when broken.
what the actual fuck is going on in minecraft
Can’t tell whether this is a joke and I refuse to look it up
in eight months exactly dig straight down
it’s been 8 months alexa play regret game
this is a poem
lord-of-wolves
i couldn’t not draw this
this makes me feel a very specific feeling but i can’t describe it
If "all it takes is a hairy chest" then, hey wait- are you even listening to me?