Show Me Your Pets Please
No, the emporium wasn't hacked. It's still me and I wanted to bring some happiness to your dashboard. This is Izzi, she's my co-worker/shadow. She is usually under my desk asking politely demanding me to hold her. Can you see her little mad face? You can't get too close or she will lick you to death.
When you see me publish a new product or reblog something on the emporium there is a 87% chance I'm holding her. You are probably thinking is this some clever marketing ploy. He's trying to trick us into buying something. Corporations don't have dogs.
I don't really have a good answer for you. I have no new products to mention nor any coupon codes to give. I just wanted Izzi to be famous and I thought I'd abuse my power to make it happen.
Now, can I see your pets? Puppies, Kitties, Fishies, Bunnies, Birdies, I want to see them all.
This ⬆️ is Dash. He is literally the bestest boy ever, he loves everyone and everything. I'm pretty sure he couldn't bite someone if he tried. He is so so so good. But he has a little bit of trouble with setting boundaries, if a dog is playing with him he won't stop even if he wants to because the other dog is having fun and it is so sweet but also I wish he would just stop for his own good. I love him so much. His favorite holiday is the 4th of July!



































