mentally I am here

dealer: this strain is called fizzle rock. like from riverdale

me: whatever riverdale was mid anyway

me 2 minutes later, pacing in circles: archie andrews is the exploration of stereotypical american masculinity and sexuality he is a subversion of the all american boy cliche much like laura palmer was a subversion of the perfect prom queen they are two sides of the same coin like how laura and donna were lovers so too are archie and jughead

the kj apa tulpa in the corner of my living room:

Riverdale Heritage Post

found on google images side by side and i think it's hilarious

There's a bug like an angel stuck to the bottom of my glass with just a little bit left

notice how everyone is horny today

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

im cain and im abel

the brothers

walk into the function and immediately all the women there grab me and nail me to a bedazzled cross

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

who up suffering the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

autumn in southern indiana by timstreetphoto