mentally I am here
dealer: this strain is called fizzle rock. like from riverdale
me: whatever riverdale was mid anyway
me 2 minutes later, pacing in circles: archie andrews is the exploration of stereotypical american masculinity and sexuality he is a subversion of the all american boy cliche much like laura palmer was a subversion of the perfect prom queen they are two sides of the same coin like how laura and donna were lovers so too are archie and jughead
the kj apa tulpa in the corner of my living room:
Riverdale Heritage Post
There's a bug like an angel stuck to the bottom of my glass with just a little bit left
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett
walk into the function and immediately all the women there grab me and nail me to a bedazzled cross
i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes
who up suffering the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune
if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows
who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere
its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.
i know they put real lesbians in andor but that bored me so do we think there will be real lesbians in ahsoka. i’m guessing not because these characters are too established already disney is too scared to do that here which may be for the best because subtext is often better than whatever they would actually do



