it was awesome being a kid worried about the environment. like oh they are cutting down too many trees, we have to work together and plant more :~) but these days its like its in the air its in the water its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood

me as a child: "oh no, the environment is in danger, but it's okay, when i grow up i'll be able to do my part to save the planet :) i'm gonna go into wildlife conservation and i'll work for the parks system and--"

me now that i'm all grown up and able to do my part to save the planet: "stop taking your phones with you everywhere so that if you're caught they can't try and claim that you leaving your phone at home was an act of premeditation."