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Gay Horror Geek

@gayhorrorgeek

That's 60% of my personality right there. The other 40% is death(tm) and sarcasm.

Been left alone unsupervised in Home Depot’s Halloween section.

This is how I get into trouble.

I do not need anymore skeleton figurines. I do not need any more skeleton figurines. I do not need any more skeleton figurines... even if they’ve got plants coming out of their heads.

I don't need any more succulents.

I don't need any more succulents.

I DON’T NEED ANY MORE SUCCULENTS

... I don't need the bat planter succulent. I don’t... I...

...I got the bat planter succulent.

Him home.

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you