Anonymous asked:
how does it feel to see all your exes so close? 😂😂
Hoes usually tend to stick together. One team one fight. 🙃
lol Im the hoe That didn't leave your side when you're were laying on the concrete in the cold at a party while you were fucking barred out of your mind and your eye were rolling the back of your head I could've left your ass there and went and "hoed" around but no I fucking waisted my time making sure you were okay but I'm a hoe. I'm a "hoe" but every time we went to a party you not only kissed a bunch of girls you kissed guys too. you hoed every single one of us. you can call me a lot of things but a hoe isn't one. but I'm glad I met you bc if I hadn't I wouldn't have met these 2 amazing "hoes" and We wouldn't have bad ass friendships. so thanks, and go fuck yourself.
Anonymous asked:
I dont really like the way my boyfriends dick looks.... do u think he'd be offended if i tried to contour it
yes but do it anyway
To the person on here that just asked my girlfriend (future fucking wife) if we are having problems, no. She’s beyond fucking perfect & she’s beautiful. Why tf would we be having problems? 👌🏻
@gaygirlhay cracks me up EVERY time i read it😂😂😂😂😂😂
@habitually-delirious tbh I wanna go to the fucking wedding
Anonymous asked:
how many dicks do you own sexy homo
I have a Dildo shrine display in the living room
hahahah
Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.
well I never saw this coming, but I'm glad it happened bc I love the fuck out of y'all :-) @habitually-delirious @obeymckenna