it’s a beautiful day to give me money

party at my house bring food then leave

LOVING THE NEW LAYOUT…… KEEP IT UP GUYS………

Now you have 128 rare candies in your inventory!

the xkit icon being the only thing intact on the screen is the perfect metaphor for this website’s functionality

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

professor: so what’s your opinion on (x)?

me, wracking my last 2 brain cells for an acceptable response:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

i choked reading this

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you