Adhd And I Know It

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

Reads a fanfic: that was good, I'll leave a kudos

AO3: You have already left kudos here

Me:

For reference, the federal minimum wage would have you earning roughly on average $1,256.66 a month

It’s recommended your rent only be 30% of your total budget, so with an average monthly rent of $1,827 that would mean your average renter’s monthly income should ideally be $6,090

That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually

However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)

This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

Or both

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

Direct action.

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

Bashful lugia

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

all medical debt should be forgiven but also it just should not exist in the first place and it’s crazy to have so many people smugly fold their arms and say “actions have consequences, that’s life” like.. you mean someone’s health? that they can’t control and everyone should have a right to care for and seek out help for? that’s not frivolous. it’s not a fucking moral failing to get sick or have issues.. that’s literally out of everyone’s power. it shouldn’t permanently ruin someone’s life to have a medical emergency or just.. exist.

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

The moment from the book in question:

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

if i see any non-americans making fun of this disaster i’m genuinely going to start a rampage.

hate america all you want, we sure fucking do. but the way europeans especially feel soooo justified in making fun of our rights being taken away and our children being shot in their classrooms goes to show how much more you care about feeling superior than the lives of the american minorities being killed. this is a hellish country. do not fucking DARE blame the people who die because of it.