sure you like fashion but are you, like, normal about fat people?

Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children's shampoo

Well okay let's do this

The flavor is indescribable. It's like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I'm pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It's !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)

The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom's bathroom

Overall 6/10, I'm gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I'm gonna do with the rest of the bottle

Update my tummy hurts

I assure you these plastics were very macro

shes fat

I love snacks I love food I love getting warm meals I love buying food for people I love when people buy food for me I love baking for someone I love decorating baked goods I love watching people cook I love food and I love everything surrounding it

Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

Oh yeah fun fact I wanted to share with you all a while ago and forgot: you know how a lot of pet accounts type in an uwu cutesy dumbass way to indicate that it's their pet talking. Mr. J also does that and it's lost on English readers because the translations do come out sounding very formal and stiff but basically he writes in all hiragana which is really childish and difficult to read because really only first graders do that. Ok bye

i want to “play” world of warcraft and by that i mean i want to “look at an orc” in the “select character screen” for 10 “minutes” and then “log off”

this is efficient and saves time actually. you can look at many orcs in your mind while in bed

*imagines one orc* hey handsome what’s up *imagines many orcs having a good time at the end of a long day* whoa. now that’s what I’m talking about

You know sometimes you’re on this site for so long that someone reinvents daydreaming about your crush

i have a crush on the concept of orcs

https://www.forbes.com/sites/instituteforjustice/2014/09/12/after-cops-seized-and-kept-cash-washington-d-c-settles-almost-million-dollar-civil-forfeiture-class-action/

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this.

relaxing with my creature

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

Dr Pepper isn’t just a soda he’s like a girlfriend to me

dump him lol

#drpepperhate #drshitter #drpepperisbad #drpeppershit #antidrpeppergang #justgirlythings #hatedrpepper #drpeppersucks #drpeppertastebad #drpeepee #drinkadifferentsoda #baddrpepper #myballsfelloff #worstsodaever

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, February 28, 1940

Outside

op this is good commentary but I’m mostly just captivated by how you drew the kid as a teeny little grub with a propeller hat

how am i supposed to focus on the road when there are sweaty shirtless construction workers with little beer bellies demanding my lustful homosexual gaze

him got a STRAWBERRY

love how if you marry Abigail, her 14 heart event is about her having to save you from a monster and feeling some sort of quiet but life changing guilt about taking a life for the first time and she insists on burying it and if you go by the grave later you get a message about how she had to take a life to save yours and you will never forget that.

but if you marry Sebastian, he'll just be hanging out in the kitchen one morning and be like "hey, couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk through the mines and got this for you" and hand you void essence which you can only get in the mines by going down to the 80+ levels and killing Shadow People, which are sapient people that can talk and have their own culture and customs and shit, and this is a Perfectly Normal morning you can have.

Reality vs expectations when marrying a goth

“We lost our DOMINANT ARMS, Sakura-chan, what else are we supposed to do???”

Putting on a Sun Wukong costume