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@gay-jellyfish-hat

I eat TMA for breakfast. They/Them
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duplexide

I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

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bogleech

Genuinely though, conservatives will overwhelmingly support something with a different name. I’ve seen it hundreds of times. They’re like babies this way.

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greelin

saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion

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vampvelvet

shoutout to people who lay in bed all day when they get home from work/school, people who can't go to loud or crowded places or concerts, people who change into pajamas because other clothes are uncomfortable, people who can't consistently participate in hobbies, people who have to turn down hanging out with friends, people who have lowered their standards to improve themselves, people who need affirmations, and people who struggle to stay healthy. you deserve so much love and I hope things get better.

🚨AI generated bullshit alert! 🚨

I’m guessing the giveaway is that strawberries don’t do that, but I don’t know enough about strawberries to be confident on that

Not really, the biggest giveaway is just how weird and crunchy the image looks when you zoom in

Like I think this kind of distortion happened because the AI is referencing jpegs that have been squished down into smaller file size

But also you can see how the shapes just look like nothing at this scale

What made me look closer was “hmm…those aren’t strawberry leaves…” but it’s the details that always give it away

But also you can

see how the shapes just look like

nothing at this scale

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

After watching Season 2 again, I no longer feel as sad. Not because what happened wasn’t heartbreaking, but because I can see the forest for the trees. I might not know the specifics, but I can SEE where the story is going and how the character arcs are going to go. And I know that they will be so much more satisfying than getting instant gratification. It’ll be so much better to see Aziraphale and Crowley grow and figure out how to come back together, rather than getting a happy ending the second Crowley admits his feelings. I trust Neil, and I know the full story we’re going to get will be a million times better than if the story just ended now.

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blayzez

Neil Gaiman was right, s2 was quiet, romantic, and gentle. He failed to mention that it was to lure us into a false sense of security for when he sHOVES HIS WHOLE HAND IN OUR CHESTS TO RIP OUT OUR STILL BEATING HEARTS IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES

[Image description: a bust drawing of Aziraphale from the TV show Good Omens. He is smiling slightly with raised eyebrows and holding a book. The background is a cluttered office space and a picture of Crowley hangs on the wall. The picture is signed 'XOXO Crowley'. The Picket Line Pitch-In logo is in a corner. End description.]

Thanks to @zircrow for the donation, who requested Aziraphale from Good Omens with expression 1F from the Expression Challenge! Drawn by Jefffsr

Thank you so much for your support for the writers and actors on strike!

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valkrxxe

They make me so sick in the head I need them to go to couples therapy

(Was listening to the new hozier playlist the whole time I was drawing this)