assindeto-deactivated20140621
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
legendaryhangover-deactivated20
Two rules:
1. Don’t touch my girl
2. Don’t touch my food
nitesurf-deactivated20150614
I’m sorry but if you are my girlfriend and somebody likes you , I will touch you inappropriately infront of them to the point where you’re horny as fuck just so they can see and understand that you are MINE and that they will never get the opportunity to touch you like that.
I fuck up everything and oh god, how desperately I begged myself to not fuck up with you.
A.M.// don’t wanna mess things up (via tullipsink)
Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!
Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
