Magic fact: you can succumb to the chaos magic. As a treat.
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two gorgons and their loves turned to stone
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hey can we talk about the fact that during our last battle that strange wizard we let join the party shouted "evil blast!" and then black lightning bursted from their fingertips?
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i wouldn’t worry about it if i were you
A wizard that uses an uncooked, extra long, and extra thick manicotti noodle for a staff. He refuses to quest in any place that is too wet, but his spells are all very tasty.
i maded you a staff in kindygarten' but i eated it• sorry master•
@jimkinnz what the fuck were you doing at a kindergarten? You didn't eat any of the children, did you?
I thought it would stop him from tearing up my collection on prop books from the set of House of the Dragon. I made sure to give him clothes and a backpack, though he insisted on packing the backpack himself and not letting me see it.
Oh he definitely brought his special barbecue sauce and ate a kid...
I’m glad he had a tasty snackums with his special little sauce.
New Wizardd Just Ddroppedd
Say hello to Spidder the Wizardd, the spider wizard. Its pronouns are it/its and its favorite prank is casting Web spells on sleeping people.
Wizards of the Commodore 64
- Wizardry, aka Spell of Destruction, game coded by Steven Chapman (The Edge, 1985)
- Wizard Warz coded by Paul Clansey (Go!, 1987)
- Wizard's Lair coded by Richard Clark (Bubble Bus, 1985)
Hey have any of you tried Igor’s services for your necromancy endeavors? How did it work out?
Not bad, but not worth the price. He took my pinky toe and made me sign a magic contract that I’m not allowed to regrow it.
You need your keys to escape from the monster. But the wizard put your keys in acid.
A wizard that uses an uncooked, extra long, and extra thick manicotti noodle for a staff. He refuses to quest in any place that is too wet, but his spells are all very tasty.
whiteboard wizard mees (wees)
[ID: a simple whiteboard doodle of a mouse, drawn in red marker. the mouse has triangle feet, a curvy nose, big ears and little whiskers. it also has a smile and a wizard hat floating above its head with sparkles and stars around it. end ID.]
The only thing to fear, is fear itself. And the growing possibility that the wizard turns you into a toad.











