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@gatorgirldick

she/her | mage of life | lover of towering women | 21 | icon by @studyofmonsters on twitter, header by @shroompunk on twitter

I went through 6 weeks of physical therapy and my knee is still fucked. I can't work. I'm actively disabled now, I need help making ends meet. I'm still 4 months off of disability finishing the review of my case, and it's hard to make myself food.

Anything helps, please support a disabled trans girl!

paypal.me/CGrover

$MissDavenant

@kodabird (venmo)

Hey y'all. Just got denied on my first go- round with applying to disability. If anyone can help I'd appreciate it <3.

the most important things in life are

  1. love :)
  2. a cute maid outfit
  3. great sex
  4. sex from someone you love in a maid outfit
  5. sex from someone you don't love while you're in a maid outfit
  6. slutty tattoos
  7. chocolate milk
  8. love :) so nice i said it twice :)
  9. good food
  10. enough tylenol and ibuprofen and weed that for a split second you forget you have eternal chronic pain that makes life hard to live, but for this split second you're just ok with everything
  11. sloppy sex
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vamprisms

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

websites LOVE alienating their majority longtime userbase in vain attempts to woo a generous 2% of newcomers who probably don't give a shit about the UI to begin with

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catmask

our downstairs neighbor has a motion activated doorbell camera and recently made a snip on how we come home with takeout all the time and commented on our spending habits (its not btw. its people giving us leftovers and groceries)

so now that i know she watches the footage daily of the hallway we have to walk through to get to our room i make sure to deliberately stop in front of the camera and show her everything we get like a makeup/skincare influencer

today i went to a gardening ceremony for my deceased loved one to show support and won a porcelain chicken at bingo with 40 something old ladies

^ pov recreation you are my downstairs neighbor getting a load of my awesome fucking chicken

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catmask

she saw it btw and said “um…. what was the chicken about” do you not appreciate her?

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catmask

she stands very well her name is sweetling and she protects our sweet things

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utopians

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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utopians

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

I'm genuinely convinced 90% of tiktok is some machine learning program trained off of the most media illiterate twitter users. there's no way the "don't use femboy because it's a slur, instead use roseboy" is a thing actual real people believe.

"Should trans women be allowed to compete in women's sports" I don't think there should be women's sports. I think it's a silly artificial construction that only upholds the gender binary while it's benefits are incidental and would be better addressed directly.

Care about giving people with different body types and muscle mass a shot? Split your league by weight categories like boxing, or some other direct physical measurement. Gender is at best a poor proxy for these and we only do it because we still treat women are a different species. "But that still wouldn't be fully fair to everyone?" Sport isn't fully fair, it's about rewarding people with the most biological advantage. That's the whole point of it.

You want to give more sporting opportunity to women and minorities specifically? Okay then do that. Create your own opportunities league, but if we're giving up the pretense that it's about essential biological advantage then you better let trans women in.

What's that, the extra league would be treated as a novelty afterthought and would lack the prestige of the real main event? You mean like how women's events were treated when they were introduced? True! In fact women's leagues are still largely treated as secondary now, and you know how we can fix it? Make the main leagues open to everyone with weight, height or muscle mass categories so that people with different body types can excel. Like I suggested before. Problem solved.

Women's sport is bad actually.

Can't wait for the terfs to find this and be like "mask off!!! The TRAs want to abolish women's sport!" Yeah lol die mad about it. You may be happy with your condescending secondary leagues but not me. Open up sport categories based on attributes that actually matter to the sport, not binarist fiction.

If you are convinced that all woman would still universally lose to all men even when correcting for things like gross muscle mass difference, then you're a misogynist by the way.

Katie Ledecky is a better swimmer than Michael Phelps but he's still the more famous athlete because the mens events are more high profile, more covered by the media. he gets the sponsorships and the money.

if we could abolish sport division by sex, Ledecky would kick his ass.

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mothtowers

tim and eric's appearance on the simpsons is so uncanny simply because theres nothing fucked up about it. It might actually be the most flattering depiction of them in anything. They could easily pass for a cool gay couple or pair of metrosexuals

REBLOG TO KILL HIM

rb to get him indicted for war crimes

Mmmmmm so what I'm hearing is that Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton may be available soon? Interesting....

The last addition felt like getting hit by a train