this is similar to the kind of cheese you get at tesco, so what i’m saying is that plagg went to tesco. it’s finally canon that plagg went to tesco and ate cheese. i can rest happily now that my headcanon has come true at long last. plagg goes to tesco is real

It is called the Osborne Reef, located off the coast of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. In the 1970s, the reef was the subject of an ambitious expansion project utilizing old and discarded tires. The project ultimately failed, and the “reef” has come to be considered an environmental disaster—ultimately doing more harm than good in the coastal Florida waters.
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I think tumblr would like this one
having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch
I don't know anything about cars can someone please tell me if this is a parody website
It's apparently a real website, and has a vested interest in making Tesla look *good*, according to Wikipedia.
... this does not make Tesla look good.
One thing I love about tags on tumblr is just how fkin DERANGED I can get in there. Some stuff you can't put anywhere else but the tags. It's the stuff you say to your friends after the industry professional walks away, it's the stuff you cackle to yourself in an empty room. Twitter can't match this at all
just so long as you’re not being horny on a non-horny post. or anything else that would reasonably upset the op. remember kids, the original poster sees all
Oh yes of course!!! I was thinking of the tags on my original posts lol. Levels of "screaming into the void". One is a loud scream, the other feels like a more private, yet equally loud scream
it’s like continuing to ramble after your mic’s been turned off
YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT YOU GOT IT!!!!!
assistant: and don't forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders
dracula:
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
are you a fed?
italian grandmother asking you this before making you a delicious meal
Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.





