gas station brain blast

We go estremely hard on tuseday nights

Hello, it's me, your teenaged sisters new adult boyfriend. I hope you don't mind, but I spent the night here. And I got up in the middle of the night to eat food and saw you had barbacoa in there so I microwaved it loud as fuck. I microwaved it so hard that the grease in there popped so loud it sounded like gunshots and scared the fuck out of the cats to the point they peeled out and left scratchmarks all up on the hardwood, climbed up the curtains and knocked the bars down, smacked against the mounted flatscreen and knocked it down off the wall which scared them more to the point they both shit while running andthen did a U turn and stepped in it and got scared because of it and jumped up onto the table and knocked all the shit you got up there offf it. And when that was done I took the little tray of barbacoa out of the now dirty nasty grease splattered microwaved and took a bite but it was gristle so I gagged and picked at it w my fork and threw away all the pieces of it with gristle in them so your 12 dollar pound got reduced to about an 12 dollar ¼ of a pound serving. So yeah I had me a plate of it but it was bland so I used up all your fucking worchestershire sauce. I was standing at your open fridge with a steamy ass plate of meat in there and was all up on your fridges side drawer using up all your fucking worchestershire like a fuck ton like over half of what you had left and a little bit of A1 but it was old almost empty and crusty around the rim so I gagged into your fridge but didnt clean the rim up. Then put the empty crusty bottle back. Well by then the grease congealed back into tallow by then so it made me gag when I turned to look at it and threw it away. I want to go home. Do you mind moving your car? You parked behind me.

Holt boulevard between Gary and white hooked up with some friends at the travel lodge set ourselves up for the night carpenter ants in the dresser flies in the screen it’ll be too late by the time we learn what these cryptic symbols mean and I dreamt of a house haunted by all you tweakers with your hands out and the headstones climbed up the hill and the headstones climbed up the hill send somebody out for soda comb through the carpet for clues reflective tape on our sweatpants big holes in our shoes every couple minutes someone says they can’t stand it anymore laugh lines on our faces scale maps of the ocean floor and I dreamt of a camera pointing out from inside the television the aperture yawning and blinking and the headstones climbed up the hill if anybody comes to see me tell them they just missed me by a minute if anybody comes into our room while we’re asleep I hope they incinerate everybody in it and I dreamt of a factory that manufactured what I needed using shiny new machines and the headstones climbed up the hill

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

which post?

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

man what the fuck

wario piledriver

would

i hate when the goddamn skull appears right in the middle of my posts. it’s like i’m trying to blog here and then all of a… hey what’s that noi—

you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm

eeby deeby cooper

Did you know there's creatures in the forets? I saw them

I saw them

Happy 4th of July!

i think its a bit strange that people take unabomberposting to mean that the posters are idolizing ted or agreeing with the shit in his manifesto. i have read it and i dont like all of it but you have to admit..... like yes he was misogynistic but you have to admit, at the end of the day, he mailed bombs to people.

he also had the funniest apology for that misogyny <3

https://www.thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-apology-to-women

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3