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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
tenchi muyo should have been a show about the adventures of a lesbian polycule and their adorable younger siste
when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation
i believe in the inherent goodness of people
humanity named kindness it must know kindness
ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere
me when im in an Area
That's a guy alright
he's so fucking over there
You can call me DJ Baby the way Im learning colors and shapes at the club
We're literally packing up and escaping in the night from our crazy ass vindictive transphobic racist roommate with no job whose overcharging us to fund her no job 3 watchers streaming gamer princess cosplay convention lifestyle while looking for shit to attack us over constantly... If anyone wants to give us a little hand to just put some kindness out in the world tonight, I just want to get my poor cat some fresh cat litter really if I can.
pypaI.me/lavaeris
it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT
By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!
This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.
This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal
how r 20% of u wishing celery goes wtf r u doing in the kitchen u absolute fools
If you voted okra you are a damn yankee, a cracker, no friend of mine, and you are not allowed below the Mason Dixon Line on pain of death. If you voted celery I know your soups are bad.
