Most Fuckable Person at the Plant Store

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Sleeping isnt enough for me. they need to invent sleeping 2

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bro i am just

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

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Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

beefcake craig

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

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Cuddly Quarry Critters - Frog

Newspaper boys were hunted to extinction

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